The Mother-Chip Tee – Take Me to Your Leaderboard

They came for the golf balls.
The Mother-Chip Tee beams straight into full sci-fi chaos with a UFO hovering over the green, lifting one unlucky ball right out of the cup. Apparently even aliens know a good shot when they see one.

With neon greens, hot pinks, and a full-on tractor beam lighting up the pin, this design feels like a late-night round got interrupted by something way above your handicap. The giant mothership hanging overhead makes one thing clear: somebody out there has been watching your short game.

Decorated on a premium Comfort Colors® Heavyweight Ring Spun Tee in black, giving all that radioactive color plenty of room to glow.

Tee Specs:

• 6.1-ounce, 100% US ring spun cotton
• Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
• Top-stitched, classic width rib collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders
• Twill label (no scratchy nonsense)
• Relaxed fit, seamless body
• Double-needle collar and bottom hems
• T-Shirt Color: Black

If your ball disappears this time, you finally have a believable excuse.