Texas Wedge Massacre Tee – Turf Faced Terror

Forget chainsaws this maniac swings a putter.
The Texas Wedge Massacre Tee unleashes a turf-faced monster onto the fairway. Inspired by the cult classic slasher, this time our villain trades leather for bentgrass and a weapon of choice: the trusty Texas wedge. If you’ve ever putted from 40 yards out and called it strategy, this tee’s for you.

On the back, Mr. Dimple reimagined as a green-faced horror creeping through the trees, mid-stroke with murder in his eyes and mayhem on the green. The front stays clean with that signature Dimple Bomb Golf Co. left chest mark, just enough to keep the clubhouse guessing.

Decorated on a premium Comfort Colors® Heavyweight Ring Spun Tee in black, because horror looks best in the dark.

Tee Specs:

• 6.1-ounce, 100% US ring spun cotton
• Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
• Top-stitched, classic width rib collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders
• Twill label (no scratchy nonsense)
• Relaxed fit, seamless body
• Double-needle collar and bottom hems
• T-Shirt Color: Black

Just remember: if you hear footsteps behind you on the green… don’t look back. He’s probably lining up a lag putt.