Nightmare on Par Street Tee – Don’t Fall Asleep on the Green

Nightmares aren’t just for Elm Street anymore.
Introducing the “Nightmare on Par Street” tee - where bogeys aren’t your biggest fear. Mr. Dimple steps into his creepiest role yet, rocking the glove, the hat, and a stare that says, “You’re not making that 3-footer.”

On the back, he’s haunting the fairway with clawed-up golf balls and a twisted grin that could spook your short game. 

This design is for the late-season hackers, the spooky-season fanatics, and anyone whose slice is already terrifying. Whether it’s October or just a bad swing day, this tee brings the horror-comedy right to your backswing.

Decorated on a premium Comfort Colors® Heavyweight Ring Spun Tee in black as night, because nightmares don’t come in pastels.

Tee Specs:

• 6.1-ounce, 100% US ring spun cotton
• Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
• Top-stitched, classic width rib collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders
• Twill label (no scratchy nonsense)
• Relaxed fit, seamless body
• Double-needle collar and bottom hems
• T-Shirt Color: Black

Warning: Don’t take a nap after that long 18… he shows up in dreams *and* your group chat.