Dimple Bomb Destroys the City Tee - Japanese Golf Chaos

WARNING: Mr. Dimple has breached containment.
He's stomping through the streets with a fuse lit and zero regard for building codes. The sky is red, the sirens are blaring, and all you can do is watch as Dimple Bomb destroys the city, one fairway at a time.

This tee blends vintage monster movie vibes with the unhinged energy of your favorite golf menace. Features Japanese Dimple Bomb text on the front and a full-chaos scene on the back.

Decorated on a premium Comfort Colors® Heavyweight Ring Spun Tee, it’s soft enough for Sunday brunch and gnarly enough for downtown destruction.

Tee Specs:

• 6.1-ounce, 100% US ring spun cotton
• Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
• Top-stitched, classic width rib collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders
• Twill label (no scratchy nonsense)
• Relaxed fit, seamless body
• Double-needle collar and bottom hems
• T-Shirt Color: White

🇯🇵 日本語バージョン (for vibes only):

警告：ディンプルボム、脱走！
ヒューズに火をつけ、街を破壊中。高層ビル？知らん。ルール？守らん。これはゴルフボールではない、これは怪獣です。

前面に日本語ロゴ、背面にはフルカラーの破壊シーン。昭和怪獣ポスターのような一枚を、次のラウンドに。

ディンプルボム・ゴルフカンパニー — 混沌のために設計された。